One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Massachusetts. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident.   I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England!"

The next one said, "That's nothing. A young man lost  both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2  years later he  won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a fellow who was high on pot and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a large nose. Now John Kerry ran for President of the United States."