SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?

NEXT MOOD SWING 6 MINUTES

AND YOUR POINT IS...?

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

SORRY IF I LOOK INTERESTED. I'M NOT