(20 April 2008, Atlantic Ocean, Brazil) a Catholic priest recently ascended towards heaven on a host of helium party balloons. Adelir Antonio de Carli, 41, was attempting to set the world record for clustered balloon flight to publicize his plan to build a spiritual rest stop for truckers.

Paul was in an accident at work, so he filled out an insurance claim. The insurance company contacted him and asked for more information. This was his response.....

In ancient Israel, it came to pass ....